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Him:  You know, I liked the Broadway Cafe better before all these jobless hipsters hung out here all day long.

Her: I know!  Their music is almost as bad as their facial hair and ‘bicycle-hip’ fashons!

Him: I’m glad I’m not a late-20-something with no responsibilities, it’s like the new-hippy.

Her: Oh honey, you’re so sweet when you hipster-bash, it makes me fall in love with you all over again.