…then why aint ya sitting in one?!

…walkin down the street…

This is about what it’s like for every tourist trying to find the Sex Machine Museum.

This lady, speaking in French, tries to explain something to some cops that obviously dont speak French (because it’s a language that’s deader than Latin).

Perv….

Jonathan: Im a vegetarian.
Alex: Youre a what?
Jonathan: I dont eat meat.
Alex: How can you not eat meat?
Jonathan: I just dont.
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What?
Alex: No meat?
Jonathan: No meat.
Alex: Steak?
Jonathan: No...
Alex: Chickens!
Jonathan: No...
Alex: And what about the sausage?
Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat!
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat any meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] Not even sausage?
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] I know!
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What is wrong with him?
Alex: What is wrong with you?
Jonathan: Nothing, I just dont eat meat!

this is what it’s like if you ride on the back of a motorcycle.

Get up & sell your stuff son…